The Community of Pan-European Liberation Front is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by EUROPE with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 2.287 billion Europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzheiligenberge. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europa economy, worth 246 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,904 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the Europa basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-European Liberation Front's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NONE.

Pan-European Liberation Front is ranked 287,455^th in the world and 5,040^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.47 kickbacks per hour.